| AN EROTIC WEREWOLF IN LONDON YEAR: 2001 RATED: UNRATED RUN TIME: 62 MINS DIRECTOR: WILLIAM HELLFIRE STARRING: MISTY MUNDAE, ANOUSHKA, ZOE MOONSHINE MY RATING: 5/5 CATEGORY: EROTIC WEREWOLVES (OF COURSE) Sure they don’t sport the same sex appeal as, say, lesbian vampires or mutant fish men from Venice Beach, but when you’ve got Misty Mundae and Anoushka leadin’ the wolf pack, hey, you tend to ignore the extra body hair. An Erotic Werewolf in London has absolutely nothing to do with John Landis’ American Werewolf, but I doubt that’s gonna come as much of a surprise to anyone. In fact, it has a lot more in common with Anne Rice’s Interview With A Vampire…well, you know, if you replaced the smarmy gay vampires with horny lesbian werewolves anyway. I know, I can’t believe it either - William Hellfire actually made a good movie. A really good movie. I don’t want to stretch this intro out to long fiends but I think me might be looking at one of the best movies of 2008…er, 2001 here. We’re talking great nudity and sex scenes from most of the Seduction Cinema A-list, a Hellfire movie without shitty auto-erotic asphyxiation scenes, some of the best female minimalist werewolf makeup since Werewolf Woman, and Misty Mundae as a predatory lesbian hunting down all your other favourite…um, predatory lesbians. It just doesn’t get any better than that folks – I don’t care who you are. About the only knock I have against Erotic Werewolf is the way it’s advertised, as it’s not completely a Misty Mundae flick despite having a rather crude version of her drawn on the box art. In fact, Anoushka’s more the main character in this one than Misty, though the two do share about the same amount of screen time (naked or otherwise). I know this is kind of a petty complaint, but at the same time a lot of folks may be mislead by the cover here into thinking this is another one of those “best of” Misty DVDs (you know, like the last couple have been) when it’s actually a full fledged movie starring someone other than your favourite bitch and mine. And yes, that was a dog reference, so all the feminists out there (who really shouldn’t be reading about something called An Erotic Werewolf in London anyway) can stow the fuckin’ hate mail before it ever gets written… Scenes To Look Out For: - And there you have it fiends, Anoushka is officially the best blonde werewolf bitch ever. See now, if Sybil Danning had gotten into some of this kind of stuff in The Howling 2 it might actually have been worth watching for something other than New Wave Christopher Lee and his undead midget sidekick rockin’ and rollin’ through the old country. - Granted I’m no medical professional or anything, but I honestly had no idea having a hot nurse masturbate a female patient in a hospital bed was a way to break a fever. Then again I had no idea they kept dog bite victims completely naked in the hospital for better than a week either – if I had I probably would have gone to a better school than Tromaville High. - “I wanted to do something special to celebrate you’re being released from the hospital, so I’m gonna tie you nekkid to the bed and do stuff to ya.” Gee, I wonder who wrote this movie… The Story: Heavy on the story this one just ain’t, but I assure you, I’m gonna try and make it sound as respectable as possible. Might make me sound like something other than a smut peddler for once… The main gist here is that Anoushka is an (erotic) werewolf in (erotic) London telling her (erotic) story to (an equally erotic though sadly never nekkid) Zoe Moonshine, detailing her long(ish) history of being a predatory lesbian who turns into a werewolf whenever she climaxes. Of course, the main part of her back story stars recently turned Misty Mundae as she writhes on a hospital bed and molests (and is molested) by the likes of Darin Caine and Julian Wells. Good times. After Shocks: Sure it’s not gonna be for everybody (most women and fruity new age fellas aren’t gonna be too keen on this one no matter how much skin good ol’ Bill packs in it), but for the skingoria (that’s right, I’m stealin’ from Mr. Skin on that one) fans out there you won’t do much better than An Erotic Werewolf in London. Great gals, great nudity, plenty of softcore lesbian sex, nurses, werewolves, and Zoe Moonshine sporting a fake English accent. That sounds like a 5 out of 5 to me folks. Misty and Anoushka at their naked best, best lycanthropic skin flick ever, and a must see for fans of the Seduction Cinema A-list. Check it out, you won’t be disappointed! Visit our demented friends at www.seductioncinema.com for more information on the fancy new 2-Disc Erotic Werewolf DVD shipping June 2008. |
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